The devil made me make it.
1 lizard's toe, 1 eye of frog,
4 hoods of cobra, 1 tongue of dog,
1 chile serrano, 1 dragon's scale,
1 teaspoon arsenic, 1 liver of whale.
Heat cauldron to igneous,
Add ingredients two by two.
Stir occasionally with pitchfork
Until achieving consistency of glue.
Grease 13x9-inch pan with poison
Taken from a blind worm's sting.
Bake 31 days and nights,
Allow to cool and add frosting.
Now the finishing touches,
Just one candle will do,
Write in black bile icing:
Luci, here's to you.
Pobre de Luci!
ReplyDeleteI feel the need to tell you that even your CAPTCHAs appear to be in espanol, as the last one I had was "guell," as in "Parque Guell." If the next one is "Sagradafamilia," I will sense a Gaudi-ist plot.
ReplyDeleteOoooo. They are testing you! All mine have been nonsense words in English...or perhaps I just don't speak English very well anymore.
ReplyDeleteI commented on someone else's NaPoem, and the CAPTCHA was "bible." I don't think they're even trying up there in the CAPTCHA creation department. It's just straight-up bibliomancy now.
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